roshijordan:

adulthood is realising no one cares about you and the show must go on

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mysticwiki:
“This is the money cat, reblog in the next 24 hours and money will come your way!
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mysticwiki:

This is the money cat, reblog in the next 24 hours and money will come your way!

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love:
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love:

via instagram

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girlwholovesturtles:

infraredarmy:

fatpinocchio:

It should be socially unacceptable to come to work with a cold or similarly contagious disease.

It should be socially unacceptable to make your workers come to work with a cold or similarly contagious disease.

It should be socially unacceptable to pay your employees so little that they have no choice but to come in with a cold or similarly contagious disease.

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wethinkwedream:

wethinkwedream:

ok universe, i’m ready to feel good things. make me feel good things.

whenever i post this it works 
reblog if u want to feel good things & the universe will bring u something sweet 

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Pooh Bear

theawesomeadventurer:

doctorbeth:

I see many Winnie the Poohs at the hospital (aka Winnie aka Pooh aka Pooh Bear), as you may guess.  Many look like this, a bit flat and with small wounds, designed to have a removable shirt:

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They come for spas:

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New hearts and stuffing:

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And plumping up so they have a proper belly again:

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Sometimes they look like this:

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A bit more loved… or as his person said, in more “desperate condition”.

He also had a spa (not everyone does):

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As you may’ve noticed, he needed a new nose and there were several options:

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His heart had a pooh on it as well as some magic from a heffalump:

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And after a bit of arm and smile surgery, soon he was healthy and ready to fly home:

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His person wrote “He looks wonderful!”

The final Pooh I’m going to show you today just flew home yesterday.  He is always called Pooh Bear.  He is 14 years old and showed every year of hugs.  

Here are the photos his person’s mom sent for diagnosis:

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As you can see, Pooh Bear was a bit flat and a bit gray.  He came in for a spa:

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Got new stuffing and a magical Heffalump heart to preserve a bit of his original stuffing:

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And finally was clean and plump and fluffy and ready to fly home:

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He could even sit on his own!  His people said his chubbiness was perfect and as I said, he flew home yesterday!

this blog is singlehandedly curing my depression

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casbian:

actually i’d take a bullet for winnie the pooh and that is a rock fact

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